Apple says no to the sexy
If anyone needed another reason to choose a Droid over and iPhone, how about this, Apple has decided to ban most sexy apps from the app store. First of all Apple has never let any app with nudity into the store, so it’s not a matter of removing and banning “vulgar” apps, no, this is banning apps that show people in bathing suits, stuff we all see everyday on TV or at the pool. According to the CNN story, this is a “quick glimpse” at the new rules from Apple:
1. No images of women in bikinis (Ice skating tights are not OK either)
2. No images of men in bikinis! (I didn’t ask about Ice Skating tights for men)
3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)
4. No silhouettes that indicate that Wobble can be used for wobbling boobs (yes – I am serious, we have to remove the silhouette in this pic)
5. No sexual connotations or innuendo: boobs, babes, booty, sex – all banned
6. Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! (I doubt many people could get aroused with the pic above but those puritanical guys at Apple must get off on pretty mundane things to find Wobble “overtly sexual!”)
7. No apps will be approved that in any way imply sexual content (not sure how Playboy is still in the store, but …)
I can understand them not allowing the hardcore stuff, or even R rated nudity, in the app store, but not allowing some photos of bikinis seems a little harsh. And as we have all read on the interwebs, Safari is still there, and that’s all you really need to find the photos you want, like midget hermaphrodites ensued in some “interspecies erotica”.





